- A blond hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
- Tax Collector: prostitution is an illegal occupation, you need to change it.
- Blonde Hooker: I will go home and think about it mister taxyer
- An hour later she called the Tax Collector.
- Blonde Hooker: I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer.
- Tax Collector: How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution?
- Blonde Hooker: I raised over a thousand cocks last year.